Are You Kidding Me?

So last night I went to a rehearsal dinner. My friend’s sister is getting married, and my friend didn’t have a date to the dinner so she asked me if I would go. Of course I said yes, it’s always nice to get dressed up for a night.

I only knew a few people there but still had a good time. At one point in the night I went outside the restaurant to take a smoke break and my friend came along with me. Now, most of the wedding party are smokers, so there were a lot of us outside at the time, so my friend and I kind of just stood off to the side so we could talk a little.

There was this guy walking out with a bunch of bags in his hand, probably take-out bags, and he totally stood near us and let one rip.

I stood there and was like woah, was that him or his bags? But I realized his bags were plastic and totally wouldn’t have made a sound like that. Plus, after he did it, he kind of turned around to see if there was anyone around him and saw us standing there. Yeah mister, we caught you.

So I turned to my friend:

Me: “Um, did you just hear that?”

B: “No, what?”

Me: “That old guy just totally farted.”

B: “Eww, gross.”

After that we quickly went inside back to our table.

Was there a lesson to be learned from that? Hell if I know, I thought it was kind of funny/gross, bordering more on gross though. Must have had a good meal.

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