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Sep 30 2008

Boobs and Band-Aids

Published by dianae at 12:49 pm under Uncategorized Edit This

Not much going on today…it’s crappy weather outside and I don’t really feel like doing anything.

Although, I had a customer that came in today, and she was all dressed up with cleavage showing and everything, and then I noticed she had a band-aid on the top of her boob. It’s not like I look at other women’s boobs or anything, but for some reason I just happened to glance at that spot and noticed the band-aid. And it wasn’t like she was trying to conceal it or anything, it was just plastered across the top of a boob. I took the liberty of drawing you a picture with my awesome Paint skills:

boob.jpg

Naturally, I couldn’t stop staring at the band-aid, which made me look like I was staring at her boob. I was just really curious as to why she would have it like that, instead of wearing a shirt that didn’t reveal her band-aid cleavage.

I don’t know, I’m still confused. I should have just asked her, but maybe I freaked her out cause she thought I was staring at her enormous boobs with a band-aid on them. :D

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5 Responses to “Boobs and Band-Aids”

  1. Robinon 30 Sep 2008 at 5:55 pm edit this

    Great one Sarah. sounds like a plan to me. I need all the help I can get since I have not much anyway.

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  2. attygnorrison 30 Sep 2008 at 7:57 pm edit this

    LOL!!! This is hilarious. In fact, I find some of the rest of your blogs quite interesting. I didn’t meet my husband until I was 30, so I guess I can relate.
    Davida
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  3. celebgossiperon 30 Sep 2008 at 10:53 pm edit this

    Whatever was under the band-aid probably would have brought less attention than the band-aid on the boob.

  4. jenfooteon 01 Oct 2008 at 9:12 pm edit this

    That is very funny.

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