Are You Kidding Me?

So I recently went out with the Smooth Talker again. I know, I know, I should stay away, but one of the times he asked me out, I was actually bored and wanting to do something.

So we decided to watch a movie. I figured that’d keep him quiet for a few hours at least. But no, during the whole time his mouth is just flying with the bull he usually tells me. About how pretty I am, how he would love to be with me, etc. etc.

At one point I asked him ‘Don’t you ever stop?’ and he just laughed. He’s a very strange man. When he talks, it’s almost poetic and at the same time it seems like he’s reading lines from a piece of paper.  A few times I asked him what a certain word meant that he was talking about, and he gives me a textbook definition of it.  I don’t know, I’ve never seen anything like it. As of right now, I really don’t have any desire to go out again, but maybe if he catches me on a good day or something.

I just can’t get over the way he spouts off these lines to me. Maybe if he talked normal I’d actually like the guy.

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