Nov 15 2008
Come Celebrate With Me
Today is a very special day. Why? Because this post, the one you are reading at this very moment, is my 200th post! I’m shocked that something has kept my interest for this long!
I’ve talked about many things over many months, which means I can also get to see what people search for to find my site. So, in honor of my 200th post, I would like to list some of the more interesting search terms people have used to get to my page.
“how do you tell a guy you’re on your period so you can’t have sex?”
Hmm, I don’t know why my site would come up with this search. I always use the term “Aunt Flo” instead of the boring old “period”. But to answer this question, tell him you’re on your period and don’t want goopy clotty blood all over the place.
“booger michelle cow”
I feel sorry for this Michelle. Not only is she a booger, but a cow also.
“polite text messages, but no second date”
I had this once. After our first date he would call me everyday to talk, but never asked for a second date. After awhile I just gave up and stopped answering his phone calls.
“intimidating car names”
Umm, was this person trying to find ‘scary’ names for his car? How about Piece-O-Junk? That’ll keep the girls away.
“would you still date a girl if she puked”
Me personally, no. But I don’t date girls. But really, what happens if you fall in love and get married and one day she gets the flu and pukes all over the bathroom. Are you going to divorce her then? Come on, it’s just a little puke.
“marsha gets hit in nose with football”
It’s funny how many different versions I get of this search. That must be a really popular Brady Bunch episode.
“neveen awad”
….No idea
“guys get hard and accidentally brush their dates”
Dear Penthouse….
“boob dating”
I guess there are some guys out there that would rather date a woman’s boobs than the woman herself. Good luck in your search, buddy.
“just a single boob picture”
Just one? That’s it? With all the porn you can find on the Internet, you were just searching for a single boob picture?
“boob skills”
I wish I had some of those…..
“security guard following me around the store”
Well maybe you shouldn’t be stealing then.
And these I absolutely have no comment for whatsoever…
“feet for money”
“me my face dating”
“pourquoi tu me dit pas la vérité?!”
So you see, sometimes even I can be amused at the different ways people come across my site.
Thank you to all my readers for helping me to celebrate my 200th post! 
Congrats on big TWO OH OH
Congrats on #200! It looks like you found me out. I found your site while I was looking for “booger Michelle cow”. This is definitely the best website I have found that deals with this subject.