Dec 12 2008
What Would You Find on a Pet Camera?
So, I recently ordered a Christmas gift for my brother. Well actually, it’s something for his dogs. It’s called the Pets Eye View Camera and it’s a digital camera that one can attach to the collar of their pet.
At first I thought this would be a good idea, but when I received it today, it got me thinking. When he attaches this to his dog’s collar, I’m betting money on it that the only pictures he’ll get are of his dog licking his butt or licking his other dog’s butt. How is that any fun?
Now, let’s say my evil cat Steve wore a collar. If he did, I’d attach it to him.
I can only imagine what I’d find when I downloaded the images. I would get to see what evil Steve does all day. He knows he’s not allowed on my kitchen counters, but when I get home I often see things moved around and Steve hair on my counter. My guess is that as soon as I leave, he hops up on the counter and runs back and forth, laughing at me the whole time.
I can also picture Steve opening every closed door (he does this) and demolishing every thing I own. He probably also pops in some cat porn in the DVD player and makes a day out of it.
That is why Steve is evil. Because he does things like that, I just know it. Hmm…maybe I will put a pet camera on him some time. I’ll let you know what I find out. …..If I survive……
If my dog had one of those cameras on, the picture would be kinda shaky. She’s always on the move. And the lens would always be blocked by whatever stuffed toy she’s carrying.