Jan 03 2009
eHarmony - Where Do They Get Some of These People?
So, I haven’t been on eHarmony much since I’ve been preoccupied with reading the Twilight series (I’m happy to say I’m done now, so I feel like I can breathe!) Anyways, I decided to go on eHarmony today to clean out some of my old matches, and respond to some others, etc.
I start looking through new matches that I’ve gotten, and I seriously can’t believe some of the guys on there.
One of them, under ‘Things I Can’t Live Without’ lists ‘Marijuana’ as one of his necessities. Really?
Another one I just stumbled across has a picture of himself laying all across a pile of money.
And there are countless ones that have pictures of themselves with girls who were obviously their girlfriends at one time. Do I need to conduct a class on using the ‘crop’ tool?
One guy even listed for his occupation: ‘Disability’ but spelled it wrong! ‘Diability’
Come on, guys, you should really put a little more effort into it, you ARE paying for it, right?
Well, at least it gave me something to laugh at today.
Wowww I want to know what kind of a girl drools over a guy who posts a picture of himself laying across piles of money. Gold-diggers, most likely, so maybe I don’t want to know
Reminds me, I need to blog about an email I got recently from some guy who stumbled across my blog and decided to send me the link to his Craigslist personal ad. I thought I had seen it all, but apparently not, and let me tell you, a guy who tells a girl”You’re not quite Eva Longoria but you’ll do” is a total class act. Not.
Angi: Yes, it was so attractive to see a guy with piles of money behind him. *eye roll*
Yes, definitely blog about your recent email. I’m curious as to what kind of life form found you through your blog. Sounds like a real prize.
(Crap, I didn’t realize photos of guys lying down on piles of money was so lame. Better burn those pictures, Kev.)
Methinks I know the disability of “Occupation: Diability” guy…
Kev: Haha Well, you COULD put those pictures of you up on eBay…you may have some bidders…
I think we must be missing something with eHarm. I’ve been matched with more than 2 men who list their occupation as “out of work.” I have been matched with at least 4 men who can’t figure out how to crop out their exes. And I’ve seen at least 1 man who “can’t live without” his ex. There must be some loophole where stupid men get in free. Otherwise I can’t explain it.
Sarah: I’ve had the same thing, there are a lot of them that list ‘unemployed’ which makes me wonder how they could afford to sign up for Eharmony in the first place!
Yikes! I feel even more blessed that Bebe and I found each other on E. LOL, thinking back, there were a few that I just had to say, “Huh?”
Loophole where stupid men get in free, LMAO!
Gabrielle: You are one of the fortunate ones.