Are You Kidding Me?

So yesterday, the Smooth Talkers friend came in. He told me he was going over to my buddies house (Smooth Talker), to move ST’s girlfriend in or out of his house, he wasn’t sure. Then he tells me how ST’s girlfriend is crazy, psycho, etc., etc.

Why he started talking about the Smooth Talker, I have no idea, but whatever. So he comes back in later on and is on the phone. He hands me the phone and asks me if I want to talk, and I asked him who it was. He told me it was the Smooth Talker, so I just said nah, tell him I said hi.

So he did, and then hands me the phone. I ask Smooth Talker if he remembers who I am and he says ‘Yeah, my ex-girlfriend’. Well, didn’t know we were ever in a relationship, but I didn’t care. So I told Smooth Talker that I heard he’s moving in his girlfriend today. He’s like ‘Yeah, i’ve already kicked her out two times now, so we’ll see how this goes.’

So then he proceeds to ask me when we were going out again. I’m thinking ‘Umm, dude, you’re moving your GIRLFRIEND in today and you’re asking me when we’re going out again?’

I just ended up saying bye and handing the phone back to his friend.

Ugh, I don’t want springtime to come, that means he’ll be back in the store. So let’s see, I have about two months until they start working again, think I can get married in that time? I MAY be able to pull it off, depends on if anyone dares me.

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